🔴 BREAKING NEWS

 *📰 BREAKING NEWS: Man Wakes Up Late, Still Blames Alarm for Not Shouting Loud Enough 😂*

It all began at 8:45 AM… or so he thought.

Meet Kevin, a professional snoozer and part-time "I'll wake up in 5 mins" expert. He set 7 alarms, each spaced 2 minutes apart, with labels like:

- “GET UP!”  

- “Boss will fire you!”  

- “You're broke, remember?”  

- “You’re not Elon Musk, WAKE UP!”

But did Kevin wake up?  

No. Kevin *negotiated with destiny in his dreams.*

When he finally woke up at 9:20 AM, he stared at his phone like it owed him child support.

Kevin: “This alarm is fake. Didn’t even yell at me properly.”  

Alarm: *quietly judging him from 7 missed notifications.*

He reached work at 10:30 AM, holding a cup of tea like a trophy and told his boss,  

*“There was traffic in the dream I had. I couldn’t teleport.”*

Moral of the story?  

Set alarms… then hire someone to slap you with a pillow at 7:00 AM. 😂😂

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